'How to Empty a Drawer' by Morgan Pavlik
1. Discover the drawer of brightly colored objects and decide that they would look alot better outside the drawer.
2. Take out the first few objects carefully.
3. Brace yourself so you can easily extract all the objects.
4. Enlist the help of your big sister so you aren't entirely to blame for the mess.
'How to Never Wear Pants' by Kaitlyn Pavlik
1. Wear a bright hat so nobody notices.
2. Gloves, nice boots and a long coat are also a good distraction from the obvious.
3. Cover up with blankets on the dog's bed so nobody can tell.
'How to Get in Shape' by Morgan Pavlik
1. Brace yourself against a wall for a long period of time while watching your big sister play.
2. Eat lots of good healthy food, even if it's not yours.
3. Place heavy weights around your own neck
4. Up and down many times, sitting to standing, sitting to standing...
5. Show Daddy how it's done on the pullup bar (in seriously stylin' workout attire).
6. Stay moving, no matter how hard your sister trys to stop you for a Safety Violation.
7. Dance, dance, dance with anyone who will dance with you.
